What inescapable law of nature is it, do you suppose, that dictates that any child on any flight will cry at ear splitting decibels for almost the entire length of the journey and inevitably stop and fall asleep ten minutes prior to landing? Its the equivalent of a human egg timer for any one using laptops, gameboys and mp3 players on a plane.
1. Uninterrupted wailing for four hours.
2. Absence of screaming for thirty seconds
3. Announcement: At this time, please turn off all portable electronics and return all trays and seats to their up right locked positions.
Do babies have some undiscovered psychic link to air traffic control? Its uncanny.
