With Regards to the Neighbours

You're a stay at home Mum. That's great, an admirable profession. What you're not is in the military. So, explain if you would please, why you feel it's necessary to drive a Hummer? A huge, honkin' H3 Hummer? 

The reason I ask is that while you may not have noticed, what with your busy schedule and chasing kiddies around the house and such, it's become quite evident to me that you're actually not invading a small country. You're just dropping your daughter off at figure skating practice and buying groceries. Would that assessment be accurate? That's a 'no' on invasion, then?